- Features a bold red and green text of the timeless insult you're an armpit.
- Great gift for those who love calling people armpits, or people who like a mean christmas theme.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
This is what you get when a toddler comes up with designs for her equally immature dad. Just making dreams come true for my kiddo. Maybe this is directed at someone at your work though? Like a mean boss or coworker? You can wear it "ironically" on casual Friday and smile knowing that you are passive aggressively calling them a naughty name. Or this can be your go to weekend warrior digs. Be the coolest person wherever you go and tell those fart faces where they can get their own instead of gawking at your sweet swag. Also, if someone legitimately gets offended by the phrase, then they should go sit in timeout, because that's just ridiculous. Unless they are three, then you should first commend them for their ability to read, but then tell them that their right, we don't call people armpits, even if they are, that's not nice. Other future designs include "Fart Face!" and "I don't like you daddy!" which actually made me really sad when she said it, but it's cool, we're still friends. So for other designs, click on the "Art Attacks US" brand.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : June 19, 2021
- Manufacturer : Art Attacks US
